I’ve always been a terrible salesman. I used to get really worried about it. “Everyone’s selling something,” the successful people said. “Whether you’re selling yourself at a job interview or selling your personal brand to a client.” They even said, “Maybe you’re selling an idea to your husband that he needs to take out the trash.” It took me a long time to figure out what they meant by that. And then one day, I finally figured it out: salesmen are fucking assholes.